A campaign on sea. My druid became infatuated with the Orcish captain. After sending her letters for months she finally gained the courage to ask the captain out. She bought her a gift and came up to her in her captains quarters.
“Why are you giving me this” said the captain.
“Oh” casts water breathing “because I’m very gay” She jumped out the window and stayed at the bottom of the ocean for an hour.
They ended up getting very drunk, and became an utterly cutely gross couple.